- “I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and falling asleep early.” — David Rose (Schitt’$ Creek)
“If you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn’t be a human. You’d be a game show host.” -Veronica (Heathers)
“I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.” – Kevin Malone (The Office)
“Tell me somethin’, girl, Are you happy in this modern world? Or do you need more? Is there somethin’ else you’re searchin’ for?” -Lady Gaga (Shallow)
“I used to think that my life was a tragedy. But now I realize, it’s a comedy.” – Arthur Fleck (Joker)
“I Do” -Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber
“Mirror, mirror on the wall/Don’t say it, ’cause I know I’m cute (ooh, baby)” – Lizzo (Juice)
“There’s nothing more powerful in the world than a good story.” -Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones final season)
“Not Guilty” – Lori Loughlin to the Judge
“Walk in your rainbow paradise (paradise)/Strawberry lipstick state of mind (state of mind)” -Harry Styles (Adore You)
“Who allowed you to take my breath away?” — Molly Davidson (Booksmart)
“When people say, ‘You can’t teach an old dog new tricks,’ it’s not true, because you can reinvent yourself and learn new things whenever you want.” — Jonathan Van Ness (Queer Eye)
“Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo” -Baby Shark
“It’s a Hot Girl Summer, so you know she got it lit” -Megan Thee Stallion (Hot Girl Summer)
“Please don’t apologize for doing what you needed to do to feel safe.”— Grace Rasmussen (Unbelievable)
“We need to get angry and understand what is at stake. And then we need to transform that anger into action and to stand together united and just never give up.” -Greta Thunberg
“Sometimes it’s worth risking it all for a dream only you can see.” -Megan Rapinoe
“Chic means boring. Don’t tell the French.” – Fleabag (Fleabag)
“I guess ‘try and enjoy this’ is a better plan than ‘have the anxiety sweats.’’ – Eleanor Shellstrop, (The Good Place)
André De Shield’s monologue at the end of John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch
